Tuesday, January 3, 2012

trolling

There are many definitions to the word trolling, but specifically its bothering people over electronics, not cyber bulling, bothering. I don't troll often and maybe only done it this once, and it is one heck of a good time, I never laughed like this in a very, very long time. But what I did was annoy people over Xbox live on the game battlefield 3.
phase one of trolling was to spam KISS's music over game chat, and people really got pretty mad. I knew this would bother people because in today's community people only listen to rap and pop. As I kept playing it people where getting mad and screaming "Turn it off its not helping!"
Phase two of trolling was spam people with flashlights. In the game, you start out with a gun, and the more kills you get with the gun you get accessories. There is an accessory that is a flash light. When you shine it in the enemy's or team's face it blinds them, enough to give them a head ache. So I flashed it in my teams face and they where sprinting away from me and into the line of fire and die.
Phase three of trolling was park a tank on the runway. In the game type Conquest and on the map Caspian border, the Russian army starts of with 3 tanks, 2 jeeps, 2 jets, and 1 helicopter. I grabbed a tank and parked it on the runway. When the friendly jets get shot down, over a period of time they will re spawn on the runway so they can be used agian. Since my tank was there, the jets would try to take off, they jets would push my tank and then the plane's wing would get caught and throw them off coerce into a building or into a hill. This was the best time I have ever had since I first played the game, the game is fantastic but this toped it, it was so hilarious the way my team reacted.
Phase fore, get a helicopter filled with team mates, and crash it. In the map Noshier Canals, the US starts off on a aircraft carriers with two scout helicopters. I rushed to get the helicopter, I would wait for all the players to fill all the spots, and I looked at the names and my brother was there, this I got hyped up about because I joined his game without telling him, so I took the helicopter outside of the map and crashed it, so my team had a 10 second time to get in the map, but I drove them two far out of it that they couldn't. that was priceless because my brother died two.
That was the end of my trolling and despite the good time It might even be the last. I play the game to pwn nobes, get epic kill streaks, and dominate the skies. But truly I haven't laughed that hard until my experience with trolling. I enjoy laughing but I don't find things funny so it's hard to expieriance it.

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